The Absolute Pham

I’m sorry, Joseph. I couldn’t help it.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:18:04 -0800

I’m sorry, Joseph. I couldn’t help it.

Photo

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:13:39 -0800

comicbooks: hoarr: Let me introduce you to DC Villian,...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:13:06 -0800

hoarr:

Let me introduce you to DC Villian, Tyrannosaurus Reich. He’s a machine-gun toting, Fuhrer-lovin’, Scat-porn fappin’, Nazi Dinosaur from another dimension! He only appeared in a one-shot, but I still believe that there is so much more that can be done with this character. Everything from a comic book series, to a Saturday morning cartoon with a full action figure line (Eva Brauntosaurus comes with a cyanide pill and a hand-gun equipped with a single bullet!), to even a movie picture deal! It’ll be Schindler’s List meets Jurassic Park. This is a fail-safe plan to making millions!

Actually, I wouldn’t mind it if the movie bombed (which it wouldn’t) as long as Universal Studios makes a ride out of it. Imagine — you and your family get inside a rusty rail cart, and ride around the track being spooked by animatronic Nazisaurs.

“Oh look, the Hirohitotops is blowing steam into the cart, how fun!”

Then, halfway through the ride the cart stops, and SS Velociraptors force everyone at gunpoint into a cramped, realistic recreation of a concentration camp where you and your family are stripped naked, showered, and shaved bald! After being starved for 3 days, they let you back on the cart and you go about your merry way!

Who wouldn’t want to do that?!

Major Bummer, how I miss thee…

annie-dog: starfrance: sparklyfunky: (via...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:55:51 -0800

annie-dog:

starfrance:

sparklyfunky:

(via likeneelyohara)

It’s a bad habit I need to break.

synecdoche: all clooney, all the time I’m in it for the...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:56:00 -0800

synecdoche:

all clooney, all the time

I’m in it for the Goat.

"I’ve decided how I want my funeral to be. I want my body to be tethered to a motorcycle. And I..."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:49:00 -0800

“

I’ve decided how I want my funeral to be. I want my body to be tethered to a motorcycle. And I want that motorcycle to jump over a vat of oil. Flaming oil. Filled with sharks. And as I’m sailing in the air, I want rocket launchers from both sides of me launched at my carcass - exploding it into a billion pieces.

That’s what I want to do with my body, Catie. Splattered across the faces of my friends and family. Because it is the only way I can share my awesomeness with them.

… Sharks are fireproof, right?

”

- My funeral arrangements. As discussed with my friend Catalina Rosa* Alberton whilst watching Hot Rod.

*meant to be read with an ethnic, Hispanic twang.

(via juliasegal) Please don’t touch my puppy.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:21:32 -0800

(via juliasegal)

Please don’t touch my puppy.

wut.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:56:49 -0800

wut.

Helen: Can you make me food, please?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:06:09 -0800

Helen: Can you make me food, please?
Me: I ain't your bitch, woman
Helen: AS LONG YOU'RE DOING, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DOING SOMETHING!

Whilst taking about Bioshock...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:22:49 -0800

Me: Yeah, the story's great. Like, in the setting, the people live in this underwater utopia/dystopia-ish place called Rapture where people are free of moral obligation.
Catie: Oh, that kinda reminds me of -
Heather: Palm Springs?

HEY GUYS

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:52:32 -0800

HEY GUYS

SALLAH IS GIMLI

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:49:26 -0800

Also, finally got my baked goods.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:44:13 -0800

Fuck yeah.

A cover of “Sleigh Ride” by Lilian Bui. She’s...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:29:00 -0800

A cover of “Sleigh Ride” by Lilian Bui.

She’s some artist I found on Youtube. I like her cover of “Pure Imagination.” Watch it, it’s got SLEIGH BELLS!

SLEIGH BELLS!

juliasegal: sirmike

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:34 -0800

juliasegal:

sirmike

drinkyourjuice: [bebelestrange seymourglass:jertronic] No....

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:42:29 -0800

drinkyourjuice:

[bebelestrange seymourglass:jertronic]

No. Seriously.

This is for my Sister.

"I have a friend who follows you on tumblr, and last time I saw him he was like “She seems really..."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:36:11 -0800

“I have a friend who follows you on tumblr, and last time I saw him he was like “She seems really into herself,” and — let me put it this way — I don’t mind that you’re into yourself. Cause everyone’s fucking into themselves, you know what I mean? And I’m not saying that you should be narcissistic about it, but I mean, I think addressing the fact that you’re into yourself is nice. It’s like: I’m a decent human being. Sometimes I laugh at my own life. And I like that about you.”

- Morgan, mother of my unborn child, ‘gets me’ via drunk voicemail (via drinkyourjuice)

drinkyourjuice: Oh god, I was walking around today and saw a...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:05:49 -0800

drinkyourjuice:

Oh god, I was walking around today and saw a dude wearing a keffiyeh. I honestly wanted to grab his arm and be like “What is it like being you? What do you think about? Are you really into The Lonely Island? Are you amped for 808s and Heartbreak to come out?”

I want fucking baked goods

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:05:12 -0800

Sugary, sweet baked goods.

And I’m getting it tomorrow :)

To do, pt. 2

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:10:22 -0800

newwavves:

heartbrakes:

pho with Todd and April

lunch and shopping with Uncle Khanh

Where the Wild Things Are at the $3 theatre with Ryan

hang out with Jesse (JAVA reunion)

movies with Ollin

Takumi with Sunny

Tower District and other hipster stuff with Annabel and Tristan — IT’S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED, ANNABEL

annual New Year’s Eve party with the friends

I also need to make plans with another Ryan and AJ.

TO DO:

“Hipster stuff” in Tower

Avatard

New Moon

Get Drunk

Holiday Special episode

Pick up a lil extra money

go to Florida

Fuck Bitches

Get Paid